Societal Expectation Challenger Mugs

"Oh, my! Is that really me?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

Yummy Mummy.

'We've decided to give the baby a great start in the job market by naming him Doctor.'

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

Unemployable white male heterosexual - please help.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

"You all said it wouldn't last! So, who looks stupid now?"

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

On the beach

"Please scream inside your heart"

"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all."

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'

Women's Assertiveness Group sign: 'Back after fixing husband's tea.'