'So that's two Pinot Grigios and a Baby Sham. We hope.'
Social Expectations Observer Mugs
Start their day with a mug that acknowledges their keen social eye—featuring witty or insightful designs perfect for the thoughtful observer who enjoys a caffeine boost with a side of cleverness.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
Glance Exchange
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
"Great coffee, Carole."
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"
"What are you doing?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."
The United States of Amazement
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
Take a pill so you won't be one.
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
Joe Hundredaire
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
Elegance & Social Distance
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
Social Expectations Observer Mugs Collection
Social Expectations Observer Pillows
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Social Expectations Observer Prints
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