'So that's two Pinot Grigios and a Baby Sham. We hope.'
Social Expectations Observer Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows featuring clever and insightful designs—ideal for the social expectations observer who loves to reflect and relax with a bit of wit.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
Glance Exchange
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
"Great coffee, Carole."
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"
"What are you doing?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Nervous at a party.
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."
The United States of Amazement
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
Take a pill so you won't be one.
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
Joe Hundredaire
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
Elegance & Social Distance
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
Social Expectations Observer Pillows Collection
Social Expectations Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for social expectations observers—witty, insightful, and perfect for coffee or tea breaks that inspire reflection.
Social Expectations Observer Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the essence of social observers—witty artwork that sparks conversation and adds personality to their environment.
Social Expectations Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts crafted for those who observe social norms—clever, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their unique perspective with humor.