Socialization Skeptic Pillows

"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."

'I bet he's home schooled.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The Mainstream

Progress?

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"You’ll have to excuse my husband — he’s a rescue."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

Social media and privacy

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

Conformity

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

"I have a bad association with people."

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000

'If you're rich enough to send me to a fancy, private college, why do I have to go?'

"We really must be going. Phillip has an uncanny sense of when to leave a party."

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.

"We're trying to come up with a less offensive term for 'political correctness.'"

IQ Test: If it's on Facebook it must be true

"It's from the University Of Life.. you didn't get in."