First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'
Social Scene Commentator Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the social scene commentator who always has a humorous take on the latest gossip? Our collection offers clever, amusing items that celebrate their knack for commentary and zest for social life. Perfectly suited for anyone who enjoys being at the center of the conversation, these products add a sprinkle of humor and personality to their daily routine.
"She's out at the moment. But, if you'd like to leave any malicious gossip, I'll make sure she gets it."
"Let me give you a fake e-mail address as well—just to drive home the point."
'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'
' If I throw a stick, will you leave? '
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
Support the Ex-Troops
Torturing the English Language
"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
Press Freedom
The Working Woman's Magazine
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"
Our Two Parties, Explained
Critisize your weight.
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"
'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'
Real Life/Surreal Life
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations
The Berlin Peace Movement
Government a la Carte
Coronavirus Impact on Children
Social Scene Commentator Gifts Collection
Social Scene Commentator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for social scene commentators—humorous designs that make mornings brighter.
Social Scene Commentator Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and style to their living space—great for social scene lovers who love a good laugh.
Social Scene Commentator Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate the art of social commentary—beautiful, witty designs to brighten any room.
Social Scene Commentator T-Shirts
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