Social Scene Commentator Pillows

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'

"She's out at the moment. But, if you'd like to leave any malicious gossip, I'll make sure she gets it."

"Let me give you a fake e-mail address as well—just to drive home the point."

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

' If I throw a stick, will you leave? '

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

Torturing the English Language

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Our Two Parties, Explained

Critisize your weight.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

The Berlin Peace Movement

Government a la Carte

Coronavirus Impact on Children