Social Phobia Supporters Gifts

Sunday morning greeters, the #1 cause for social anxiety in the church.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Pencil eraser."

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Death By Mattress

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Say, buddy, how about a 30 day trial membership before I actually commit?"

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Craft hell

The coward's way out.

"There was a bee."

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"Is it the same for you? Every time I meet someone new I start to feel unwanted."