Shy Guy Supporters Gifts

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Turtle Blind dates

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Bashful Royal Guard

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Shy Man at Party

Vampire Sit ups

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"I miss handshakes"

Shy author hiding while signing books.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"Another double-header."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"I forgot to charge him."

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"He's a little shy around people."

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

US Snail Mail.

Shut Up

Tonight's comedy show will be interpreted for the chronically offended

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

Do you close your eyes when you kiss? Yes, but only because I'm very shy. I also close my eyes when I brush my teeth in front of the bathroom mirror.

Love at First Sign

"Benson is conscientious to a fault..."

He was always painfully shy. (Originally published on 2004-04-07)