Shy Dog Enthusiasts Gifts

"He's a little shy around people."

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Barks in code.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog walking Human.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'