Shy Supporter Gifts

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Turtle Blind dates

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Shy Man at Party

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

A tortoise

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Shy author hiding while signing books.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

Make America Quiet

"Another double-header."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

Elf tries to find quick replacement for Rudolf.

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

US Snail Mail.

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

Shut Up

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

Love at First Sign

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.