Reluctant Supporter Gifts

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

"My art speaks for itself."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

Carol simply couldn't relax knowing that at any moment five rowdy men might scream 'FUMBLE!'

Trying to get kids into sports

"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."

"I didn't hear Bill Clinton say it was time for me to change."

"The doctor said jogging would 'add ten years to your life...' He was right - I feel ten years older...!!"

"Baldo, I need you to take this out to the dumpster."

Shut Up

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'Well, I don't know much about sport, but I know what I like.'

'Why don't you lie down until the feeling goes away.'