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Sunday morning greeters, the #1 cause for social anxiety in the church.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"Pencil eraser."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Death By Mattress

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

"Say, buddy, how about a 30 day trial membership before I actually commit?"

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

The coward's way out.

Craft hell

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"There was a bee."

"Is it the same for you? Every time I meet someone new I start to feel unwanted."

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.