Social Media Showdowns Pillows

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Social network site runs into trouble.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

In yer face news

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

Man with a remote control in a stand-off with a cowboy on TV.

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."

"What the...my social media account has been locked???!"

'It was a semantic difference. The Judge said I posted 'death threats' on social media. I said I was exercising my right to 'free speech.''

"Those are for winning social media wars."

'I warned you to stay out of those flame wars!'

"I sure do love social media -- it gives us more media to bash!"

'Didn't you see the tweet? The sky is falling!'

"Twitter wars! Now that's for sissies!"

We're #1

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

"Whatever you say, a month without connectivity has been a great detox."

"That stupid selfie you took with that shark went viral. I hope it was worth it."

Covid and Aedes