Singing Showdowns Pillows

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Skate or die."

Tenors

A singer being criticised

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Pirate King

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Pistols at dawn?"

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Cows warming up.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Luciano Povarotti

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Karaoke on the Greyhound.

Man with a remote control in a stand-off with a cowboy on TV.

"Too late! George has spotted that the new series of X-factor has started!"

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'The Best Moment in your life...'

Anacreontick Society Meeting in Full Swing

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

"Are you sure you don't want to sing?"