Singing Competition Lovers Pillows

"Too late! George has spotted that the new series of X-factor has started!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Tension filled the tent.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Workplace Shinanigans

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Tenors

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Office Competitions

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'What a control freak!'

A singer being criticised

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Hat Wars.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"I quit."

Pirate King

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

The Ox Factor

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

Obedience School Spelling Bee

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'And it's a photo finish!'

Cows warming up.