Singing Competition Lovers Prints

"Too late! George has spotted that the new series of X-factor has started!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Tension filled the tent.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Workplace Shinanigans

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Tenors

Office Competitions

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'What a control freak!'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Hat Wars.

A singer being criticised

"I quit."

Pirate King

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

The Ox Factor

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'And it's a photo finish!'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.