Music Competition Fan Pillows

"The Russians are furious about the Eurovision result. They say Ukraine’s winning song has 'turned the contest into a field for political battles'."

Conductor with zero marks.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Free Bird!"

Tina Turner

The Sculptor

'I win!'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

The Month of August

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Cool hand... Uke

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Library Grand Opening

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Elephant blues

Mozart

"I Love U2."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

The battle of the pianos.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'