Music Competition Fan Mugs

"The Russians are furious about the Eurovision result. They say Ukraine’s winning song has 'turned the contest into a field for political battles'."

"We demand more money! We're not carol singers! We're future X Factor contestants!"

Conductor with zero marks.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

EWE 2.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Free Bird!"

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

The Sculptor

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'I win!'

Cool hand... Uke

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The Month of August

Library Grand Opening

Little Richard

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Elephant blues

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Mozart

Suggs.

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

The battle of the pianos.

"I Love U2."

Pitcher auditions.

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'