Art Competition Fan Mugs

The Sculptor

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'I win!'

The Land Before Mimes.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Warhol Exhibit

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Munch Master.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Falling for art

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Wallpaper Bouguet