Art Competition Fan Pillows

The Sculptor

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'I win!'

The Land Before Mimes.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

The iPad Players

Munch Master.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Falling for art

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture