Tv Competition Fan Mugs

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Sculptor

'I win!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Rhea of the Year.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

"Foul!"

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Why are these reality show stars so famous? They're sneaky! They're conniving! They're evil!"

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"