Tv Competition Fan Prints

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Sculptor

'I win!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Clive Anderson

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Rhea of the Year.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

Tommy Cooper

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

Ronni Ancona.

"Foul!"

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

Kylie Minogue.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

You are no longer in jeopardy.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Earthquake? You need Tracy Island, this is Tracy Emin Island."