Tv Contest Fan Prints

The Apprentice

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Rhea of the Year.'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

The Mom quiz show

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Ostrich TV.

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

'You call that carol singing?'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."