Tv Show Fan Prints

Kylie Minogue.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

"Time of death: 7:31 p.m. Which means we missed 'Jeopardy!' for nothing."

"You've been watching too much Charlie Dimmock on the tv,"

"And what if I were to tell you, sir, that we will produce evidence that you do, in fact, watch 'Beverly Hills 90210'"

Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous: 'Oh, oh, I'd better put the kids to bed!'

Tommy Cooper

Ostrich TV.

Jim Parsons

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

'We now return to 'American Idle'..!'

What's on? A duckumentary.

'He cries when the News is sad!'

Clive Anderson

'Are you sure this isn't the switchboard at the Ellen show?'

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

'Nowadays, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.... It may be Bill Maher!'

'I saw him on one of those home improvement shows. Doesn't he finish the room off nicely?'

Cheetah watching the 'Fast show'

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

'Anthrax and Dec.'

Park and Pimp My Ride.

Strictly Come Widdicombe

Elisha Cuthbert

"Tonight's top story is, two guys walked into a bar, and...."

Jay Leno

"I auditioned for a reality show...and I got picked!"

"Why are these reality show stars so famous? They're sneaky! They're conniving! They're evil!"

The perfect end to a busy day!

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

"I don't care if it does advance the evolution of mankind. Next door have got their own T.V. show."

The Space Force salute.

Big Bong Theory

Bob Saget