Tv Show Fan Prints

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

"Time of death: 7:31 p.m. Which means we missed 'Jeopardy!' for nothing."

"You've been watching too much Charlie Dimmock on the tv,"

Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous: 'Oh, oh, I'd better put the kids to bed!'

Ostrich TV.

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

'We now return to 'American Idle'..!'

What's on? A duckumentary.

'He cries when the News is sad!'

'Are you sure this isn't the switchboard at the Ellen show?'

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

'I saw him on one of those home improvement shows. Doesn't he finish the room off nicely?'

Cheetah watching the 'Fast show'

'Anthrax and Dec.'

Park and Pimp My Ride.

"Tonight's top story is, two guys walked into a bar, and...."

"Why are these reality show stars so famous? They're sneaky! They're conniving! They're evil!"

The perfect end to a busy day!

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

"I don't care if it does advance the evolution of mankind. Next door have got their own T.V. show."

The Space Force salute.

Big Bong Theory

"Well, I'm off to go do something that will get me on TV. . ."

'It just so happens that I LIKE shows geared to a 12-year-old mentality!'

Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant & Kaley Cuoco

"Hacksaws as seen on 'Dexter' $19.99."

Orange Tabby is the new Black Cat

"You're fired."

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

When fleas attack.

'-and peak viewing times are best,such as during the soaps...'

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur,'

"Hello, Bob? Chris Tarrant, from 'Who wants to be a millionaire?"