Contest Lovers Pillows

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Fishing Boat Derby

Workplace Shinanigans

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

'Rhea of the Year.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Hat Wars.

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

"I quit."

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Tug the Toggle

Obedience School Spelling Bee

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'And it's a photo finish!'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.