Social Media Showdowns Gifts

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

In yer face news

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

'Darling, the blogsitter's here.'

"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."

Penguin confused about which bathroom to use.

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"What the...my social media account has been locked???!"

These guys are going to have some kind of contest. (Musical note.) Let's see who sings the best. (Question mark.) No. Let's play "Jeopardy." All answers must be in the form of a question. (Exclamation point.) Whatever we do, I'll be the most enthusiastic!! (Ampersand.) Can we form partnerships? (Dollar sign.) Is there any prize money? (Percentage symbol.) What are the chances of winning? (Asterisk.) Winning's not that important. With me here, winning will be marked as not wholly

"Minutes from now when you tweet about this - and you will - be kind."

"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."

Man with a remote control in a stand-off with a cowboy on TV.

'It was a semantic difference. The Judge said I posted 'death threats' on social media. I said I was exercising my right to 'free speech.''

"Those are for winning social media wars."

"I sure do love social media -- it gives us more media to bash!"

'I warned you to stay out of those flame wars!'

'Didn't you see the tweet? The sky is falling!'

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

"Twitter wars! Now that's for sissies!"

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

"Whatever you say, a month without connectivity has been a great detox."

"Man dude, that's the worst twitter fight I've ever seen."

We're #1

"That stupid selfie you took with that shark went viral. I hope it was worth it."