Chat Room Showdown Enthusiast Gifts

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Woman on the phone.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Communication

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Airport Literature

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

Man with a remote control in a stand-off with a cowboy on TV.

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

'Hello... is anybody there?'

"And finally...."

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."

'Talk to me as we walk. I have a great roaming plan.'

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"Death by 1,000 Texts"

"Before we begin, I am obligated to remind you that anything you do or say can be used against you in a group chat with all my friends."