Social Maverick Gifts

"Awkward..."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Anti-war libra.

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

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'Did you spill my pint?'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Did you all know that Mr. Flowers is a poet? On his own time, of course."

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

'I'm looking for a go-getter, with management experience. I want the new hire to change the way we do business by transforming our organization into a leaner meaner machine. I don't want anything to go into effect until I retire.'

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

19th Hole.

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

Should we unleash him and see what happens?

No pushing the envelope, working outside the box...during business hours.