Social Mastermind Gifts

"I wasn't just talking in class, I was networking."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

The United States' economy deflating.

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

I don't like the looks of this.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...