Sustainability Maverick Gifts

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Vivienne Westwood

Gene Therapy

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Ecology.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Water scarcity in Africa

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Recycling bottle bank.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"