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"Awkward..."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Anti-war libra.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

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"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

Karl Marx

'Did you spill my pint?'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Did you all know that Mr. Flowers is a poet? On his own time, of course."

'I'm looking for a go-getter, with management experience. I want the new hire to change the way we do business by transforming our organization into a leaner meaner machine. I don't want anything to go into effect until I retire.'

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

Should we unleash him and see what happens?

No pushing the envelope, working outside the box...during business hours.

19th Hole.

"I wasn't just talking in class, I was networking."

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'