Social Hikers T-Shirts

"Oh, I've always wanted to pretend to want to hike the Appalachian Trail."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Yummy Mummies

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

Beer Lunch

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Earth Reset Button.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

Lady having her hair dyed

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

Communication on a bus

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."