Social Hikers Gifts

"Oh, I've always wanted to pretend to want to hike the Appalachian Trail."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Yummy Mummies

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Beer Lunch

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Earth Reset Button.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

Lady having her hair dyed

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

Communication on a bus

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."