Social Drama Gifts

'Toupee or not toupee? - That is the question.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Cut!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'You know too much!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"To be or not to be."

Modern Major General

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Mikado

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Falstaff

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Senta jumps into the sea

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Jack Gleeson

Scarpia from Tosca

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'