Social Drama Pillows

'Toupee or not toupee? - That is the question.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'You know too much!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

Mikado

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."