Drama Pillows

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and James Gandolfini.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol really can't stand Larry, Larry despises me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

Shakespeare in the Way

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Objection! The Prosecution is attempting to lead the witness!'

Beckett on ice

Drama class

"I don't get it."

'Objection overruled. Answer the bloody question.'

Theater masks wearing face masks

"Mr. Herman, you made me laugh and you made me cry, but you didn't make me money."

Bad Heir Day

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

House for sale in between house of the Hatfields and McCoy's.

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

"Okay H.D. - break a leg."

Tragedy. Comedy. Booking Fee.

'My testimony is not the whole truth... but it is truthesque.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"Have you ever thought of putting them on in the park?"

The Bottle - Bailiffs Repossess Furniture- Drinking Continues

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"