Dramas Pillows

"Meat cleaver this, meat cleaver that. How am I supposed to get a fair trial if they keep bringing up the meat cleaver?"

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'You know too much!'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Joan Hickson

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."