Historical Dramas Pillows

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"Not another costume drama."

'Not another war film.'

"Please forgive my manners, Miss, 'tis the Regency Period and we have not enjoyed rollicking sex since luncheon."

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

Gogglebollox.

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

'It's got 'catch up' I missed 'Game of Thrones' with all this rape and pillage.'

'Aren't you going to ask me how my day was?'

Lucia di Lammermoor

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Tristan Und Isolde

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Blue Dress

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Ben Jonson.

Lady Jane Grey

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

What Are These?

Upstart Crow

Lady in Blue Dress

Maid

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Don Giovanni

"You rang, m'lord?"

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

Minuet

Our pew in church

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Shall we join the ladies?'