Historical Dramas Mugs

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"Not another costume drama."

Colin Firth's To-Do List

'Not another war film.'

'It's a 'Downton Abbey' prequel.'

"Please forgive my manners, Miss, 'tis the Regency Period and we have not enjoyed rollicking sex since luncheon."

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

Gogglebollox.

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

'It's got 'catch up' I missed 'Game of Thrones' with all this rape and pillage.'

'Aren't you going to ask me how my day was?'

Lucia di Lammermoor

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Tristan Und Isolde

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Blue Dress

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Clownton Abbey

Lady Jane Grey

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Ben Jonson.

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

What Are These?

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Maid

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Lady in Blue Dress

Don Giovanni

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

"You rang, m'lord?"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Upstart Crow