Dramas Gifts

"Meat cleaver this, meat cleaver that. How am I supposed to get a fair trial if they keep bringing up the meat cleaver?"

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

University Soapflakes

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'You know too much!'

Cut!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Joan Hickson

"To be or not to be."

Modern Major General

Mikado

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Senta jumps into the sea

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Jack Gleeson

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Scarpia from Tosca

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'