Drama Gifts

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and James Gandolfini.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol really can't stand Larry, Larry despises me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

Shakespeare in the Way

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Objection! The Prosecution is attempting to lead the witness!'

Beckett on ice

"I don't get it."

'Objection overruled. Answer the bloody question.'

Theater masks wearing face masks

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Mr. Herman, you made me laugh and you made me cry, but you didn't make me money."

Bad Heir Day

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

House for sale in between house of the Hatfields and McCoy's.

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'My testimony is not the whole truth... but it is truthesque.'

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

"Okay H.D. - break a leg."

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

Tragedy. Comedy. Booking Fee.

The Bottle - Bailiffs Repossess Furniture- Drinking Continues

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Have you ever thought of putting them on in the park?"

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'