Social Cue Detective Pillows

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

'Oh, and remember, Sir, whatever you do, please don't go staring at Mr. Winterhouse's glass eye.'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

'Kurtz isn't so bad until you get to know him.'

'Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.'

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

"You'll always be a second tier friend to me."

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

'So, what's to smile about?'

"Keep your eyes open for one of those little stores that don't exist anymore."

"He's old money, but, unfortunately, minus the money."

"Stay focused, man. We're on a search for Big Foot."

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

'It was a complete surprise when the table-setting police arrived. I had no idea I was doing it wrong.'

'Unconscious ' person on street (part of psychology experiment)

"Why, you poor child. You're running right over to Brooks Brothers."

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'You are loyal, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient and cheerful...'

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