"I love our lunches out there, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched."
Social Behavior Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone interested in social behavior? Our collection offers witty and charming products that highlight social skills, quirks, and the fun of human interactions. Whether they’re outgoing, shy, or somewhere in between, find a gift that resonates with their personality and adds a touch of humor or insight to their social life.
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
When protons collide...
"Ah-Choo."
'I hear you've been spreading individualism around the hill again.'
"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
'Hold your hand in front of your mouth when you yawn.' - 'What, and take a chance of getting bitten.'
Social Stigma
A snake passing from mouth to ear till it bites.
'What's the difference between overhearing a conversation and eavesdropping?'
"Your grandfather is a xenophobe's xenophobe."
"Is my talking on the phone while in line bothering you? 'Cause if it's not, I can talk louder."
"Gesundheit."
"Stand up for a lady, or I'll punch your lights out."
Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors
Elbow bump
'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'
'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'
Frankly, I don't mind my husband spending time in bars: As long as they're Monkey-Bars of course...
Having a nice day... Having an OK day... Don't even ASK!
'Switch!'
"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."
'I'm walking with awkward gait as a consequence of being watched by two gossiping women at a garden gate.'
"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."
He was so anti-social.
The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over
"Hey man, there are certain things called unwritten laws."
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
Santa Claus's Mail
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
"I hate it when we fight."
I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.
"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."
Glance Exchange
Social Behavior Gifts Collection
Social Behavior Mugs
Discover mugs that capture the humor and charm of social interactions—perfect for those who love a good conversation over coffee.
Social Behavior Pillows
Explore pillows with playful designs inspired by social behavior—bring fun and comfort to any room.
Social Behavior Prints
Decorate with prints that cleverly illustrate social quirks and dynamics—adding personality and humor to home or office.
Social Behavior T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that humorously showcase social behavior, ideal for expressing personality and sparking conversations.