Social Manners Gifts

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"How about fashionably never?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Don't chew your food.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Sorry, these are saved."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...