'No! To the left, the left!'
Social Manners Prints
Decorate with a clever reminder of etiquette! Our prints make a witty statement piece for those who value good manners and a sense of humor in their home.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.
The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"Lenny?" "Darrell?"
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.
"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"
'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'
'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'
'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'
"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."
'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'
"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
When protons collide...
"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."
"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west
"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."
Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors
"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"
"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."
"How about fashionably never?"
'Don't chew your food.'
'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'
"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"
"Sorry, these are saved."
'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'
"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...
Social Manners Prints Collection
Social Manners Mugs
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Social Manners Pillows
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Social Manners T-Shirts
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