Learning Manners Prints

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"Bob, remove the nuts from your cheeks before you start talking: I can't understand a word you say!"

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

"Both Ears This Way, thank you."

"Down."

'It was a complete surprise when the table-setting police arrived. I had no idea I was doing it wrong.'

'He invented the table, and I invented the manners.'

"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."

'Wall hugging won't get you past me without a 'Good morning', Carson.'

'Call back some other time. I'm awfully busy ignoring you.'

'Say it, don't spray it.'