Learning Manners T-Shirts

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Break Bread, Not Wind.

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"Bob, remove the nuts from your cheeks before you start talking: I can't understand a word you say!"

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'No! To the left, the left!'

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

"Both Ears This Way, thank you."

"Down."

'It was a complete surprise when the table-setting police arrived. I had no idea I was doing it wrong.'

"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."

'He invented the table, and I invented the manners.'

'Say it, don't spray it.'

'Wall hugging won't get you past me without a 'Good morning', Carson.'