"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."
Learning Table Manners T-Shirts
Celebrate the importance of good manners with our witty t-shirts. Stylish and fun, they make great encouragement for those mastering table etiquette.
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"
Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.
"Shouldn't you use a plate?"
'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'
"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."
"The last doggy bag."
"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"
'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'
"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"
Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'
'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'
'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'
"Wait. Let it breathe."
Screen Time at the Dining Table
"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west
'Don't chew your food.'
"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"
'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'
"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."
"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."
"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"
"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"
'It's rude to stretch across the table. Haven't you got a tongue?'
'Have you been eating right?'
"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."
"Oh, don't worry about that—it only goes off when someone taps 'no tip.'"
' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'
"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."
"Not at the table."
'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'
I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.
Break Bread, Not Wind.
"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"
Learning Table Manners T-Shirts Collection
Learning Table Manners Mugs
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Learning Table Manners Pillows
Check out our fun pillows inspired by learning table manners, adding a playful touch to any learning space or dining area.
Learning Table Manners Prints
Browse our decorative prints that promote good table manners—fun, stylish reminders to help turn learning into an inspiring experience.