Good Manners Gifts

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Say it, don't spray it.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Break Bread, Not Wind.

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."