Good Manners Gifts

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Say it, don't spray it.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"The last doggy bag."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

"Gesundheit!"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.