Good Manners Advocate Gifts

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Be kind"

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Tree and bear hugging.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"The candidates this year are really honest."